Yet another brand of skankcoon, you can find these lovelies huddled around the keg at ASU, FSU, multiple SUNYs, and almost every school in southern CA. They are the State School Skankcoons. The girls are majoring in marketing and public relations. The dudes are majoring in kinesthiology or MAYBE business. They all are certified skankcoons.
The orange skin and bad extensions is omnipresent, and they can often be found throwing up “gang signs” representative of their random-ass non national fraternity/sorority. If you’re lucky enough to matriculate with one of these fine people, you’ll appreciate their hangover couture at AM classes, and idiotic comments that clearly reveal they haven’t cracked a book maybe, ever. The girls toss their hair a lot. The dudes say “bro” a lot. You want to kill them all. Alot.
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