You’ve seen them out and about. Viagra Triangle at night. Mag Mile by day. Sometimes they even mistakenly wander into The Crotch, where the hipsters look at them like they’re from another planet. They are. The planet Skankcoon.
Photographic evidence of their existence:
So, now that you’ve seen them, you can see there are a few salient characteristics:
Bad hair and/or extensions
Questionable back-alley boob jobs. Many display the “refund gap”.
Fake tan. From a bed or a bottle, orange is the way to be if you’re a skankcoon.
The entire contents of the MAC store on their face at once.
Stay Tuned…More Skankcoonery To Come!
